{"id":231,"date":"2026-08-17T16:28:28","date_gmt":"2026-08-17T16:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/?p=231"},"modified":"2026-08-17T16:28:28","modified_gmt":"2026-08-17T16:28:28","slug":"so-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/17\/so-last-night\/","title":{"rendered":"so last night"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. i pay a lot for a brand of peanut butter that has zero additives and preservatives, and that the only ingredient on the label is literally &#8220;Peanuts.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i&#8217;m thinking about making the sandwiches then it hit me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/pbj-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-233\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/pbj-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/pbj-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/pbj-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/pbj.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. i pay a lot for a brand of peanut butter that has zero additives and preservatives, and that the only ingredient on the label is literally &#8220;Peanuts.&#8221; i&#8217;m thinking about making the sandwiches then it hit me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":234,"href":"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions\/234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stonedfounder.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}